[ LOOK OK if Lance talked like that he'd have gotten grounded for a month!!! ]
Uh, sort of? It's a long story. I kind got carted off to space by a giant sentient robot lion.
[ Of course, he doesn't really ask if Fuyuhiko actually wants to hear the long story, he just--goes. ]
Like, I didn't even think aliens were real? I Mean, I was a cadet at the Galaxy Garrison, but like, all I was expecting was maybe flying out to Pluto or something? But then one day--bam! Right outta the sky, an alien ship! My friends and I totally checked it out because we're awesome like that, and who's on board? None other than Takashi Shirogane! Which means the Garrison was totally covering up the Kerberos incident, but whatever, you probably don't even know what that is--anyway, Shiro's totally KO and Garrison is already all over him and the ship, so me and some guy [ Keith, he has a name, not that Lance likes to say it ] get in there and rescue him. Me, Shiro, my pals Hunk and Pidge, all wind up at the guy's hobo shack in the desert after getting on the lam, but by then we figure something's up so Hunk totally MacGyvers a device to get a read on the weird alien energy in the area! So then we head out to where the energy is strongest, and there's this underground cave--and there's a massive lion robot inside!
[ He makes a 'mind = blown' gesture, complete with sound effects. ]
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Uh, sort of? It's a long story. I kind got carted off to space by a giant sentient robot lion.
[ Of course, he doesn't really ask if Fuyuhiko actually wants to hear the long story, he just--goes. ]
Like, I didn't even think aliens were real? I Mean, I was a cadet at the Galaxy Garrison, but like, all I was expecting was maybe flying out to Pluto or something? But then one day--bam! Right outta the sky, an alien ship! My friends and I totally checked it out because we're awesome like that, and who's on board? None other than Takashi Shirogane! Which means the Garrison was totally covering up the Kerberos incident, but whatever, you probably don't even know what that is--anyway, Shiro's totally KO and Garrison is already all over him and the ship, so me and some guy [ Keith, he has a name, not that Lance likes to say it ] get in there and rescue him. Me, Shiro, my pals Hunk and Pidge, all wind up at the guy's hobo shack in the desert after getting on the lam, but by then we figure something's up so Hunk totally MacGyvers a device to get a read on the weird alien energy in the area! So then we head out to where the energy is strongest, and there's this underground cave--and there's a massive lion robot inside!
[ He makes a 'mind = blown' gesture, complete with sound effects. ]