Have you tried using that torch of yours? Some of those bones are pretty tough. A few square jabs where their head is should do the trick.

[Stomp. Whack.]

Though, y’know, while I appreciate you tryin’ to domesticate ’em and all, I’m not sure you’re going to be able to do that right now with thousands of these— [—assholes—] —things trying to eat us alive. Or, well, our clothes.