[Well, of the directions he expected this conversation to go in, that was not one of them. Surprise registers pretty plainly on his face; "wears his emotions on his sleeve" is possibly not a sufficient enough colloquialism to describe him.]
— You're joking, right? I just called you gross not even two seconds ago. You don't even know my name.
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— You're joking, right? I just called you gross not even two seconds ago. You don't even know my name.