Well, you're attractive and friendly enough. I might be considering my options.

[This is essentially the most amusing banter she's had since arriving here, which means she's definitely smiling. And trying really hard not to laugh.]

I'm also from Earth, by way of London. Schoolteacher that rarely ever has the time to set my feet down at home thanks to planet hopping. No boyfriends or husbands, though you may have to accept the occasional affair with Jane Austen as a part of the deal.