[ For the record he did not in fact touch the plant so everybody calm the hell down. He just tried to touch the plant. So stop panicking. ]

I didn't touch anything!

[ He sounds almost offended as he says that, honestly Bones. ]

Well, it just kinda ran around at first. And then when I— [ Touched it. When he touched it. He's not going to admit that out loud now, though. ] —got closer to it, it sneezed some kind of... yellow thing on me.