[He tries very hard not to scoff at the question, and he is not successful.]
No.
[He does try, though, at least. He scans the whole monolith for anything that looks remotely familiar, then focuses on a smaller section, his good eye narrowed like staring harder at it will somehow yield anything useful. He doesn't even know if he's trying to read it in the correct orientation.
He steps back with a little huff of frustration.]
It looks like fuckin' gibberish. What are we supposed to do with this? It's an alien planet, it's not like there's going to be a "Learn Alien Bullshit in Thirty Days" book lying around somewhere.
dark
No.
[He does try, though, at least. He scans the whole monolith for anything that looks remotely familiar, then focuses on a smaller section, his good eye narrowed like staring harder at it will somehow yield anything useful. He doesn't even know if he's trying to read it in the correct orientation.
He steps back with a little huff of frustration.]
It looks like fuckin' gibberish. What are we supposed to do with this? It's an alien planet, it's not like there's going to be a "Learn Alien Bullshit in Thirty Days" book lying around somewhere.